[simpits-chat] Ugly man...
hangr18 at hotmail.com
Thu Apr 8 12:56:22 PDT 2004
Gah!!!! Man, that was awful.... funny, though.
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From: "Gene Buckle" <geneb at deltasoft.com>
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Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:01 AM
Subject: [simpits-chat] Ugly man...
> An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> "Well, I'll tell you." replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
> railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
> the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and
> took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
> big time!
> We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
> sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
> Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"
> "Dunno... never found the head..."
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