[simpits-chat] warning! (joke)
geneb at deltasoft.com
Wed Apr 28 08:16:26 PDT 2004
Partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious
when offered a drink from any woman.
An insidious date rape drug called "beer" is being used by many females to
target unsuspecting men. It diminishes judgment and visual acuity and
increases libido to a dangerous level.
The drug is generally found in liquid form, comes in a variety of
attractive colors from green to red, but usually golden yellow and brown,
and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps
and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then
simply ask him home for supposedly no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will
often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they
would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that something very bad occurred. At times these unfortunate men are
swindled out of their life's savings in a progressive scam known as "a
It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of
servitude and structured punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently,
men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory female.
PLEASE! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
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