[simpits-chat] Ugly man...

[Gene Buckle]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you." replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head..."


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