[simpits-tech] OT:WORDS WOMEN USE

[Marc Quintin]

WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you 
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five 
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before 
helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be 
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often 
misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and 
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding 
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're 
welcome.

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