[simpits-tech] It's funny, laugh! III

[Gene Buckle]

The Beast Number List:

666 - Number of the beast

668 - Neighbor of the beast

660 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

1/666 - Common Denominator of the Beast

666[-/(-1)] - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary of the Beast

29A - Hexidecimal of the Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only
$6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 - Wal*Mart price of the Beast

$646.66 - Next week's Wal*Mart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit.

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

666-66-6666 - Social Securuity Number of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast

6.66 pH of the Beast.

665.99996 - The Pentium of The Beast

Y666K - compliant beast

999 - skydiving Beast

666999 - Naughty beast
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