[simpits-tech] Laugh, it's funny! (Pt. II)

[Gene Buckle]

> On Fri, 28 Mar 2003, Gene Buckle wrote:
>
> > > > Do you know why the Champs de Elysees is lined with trees?
> > > > So the Germans can march in the shade...
> > >
> > > LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
> > >
> > > That hit 110% on my laughter scale - keep em coming :)
> > >
> > Hmmm.  <scratches head>  Ah!
> >
> > For Sale: 1 French Infantry Rifle.  Never fired, dropped once.
>
> Bah, thats as old as:
>
> For Sale: Italian Tank. Never used in anger. 1 forward speed, 3 reverse.
>
Hmmm.  How about:

For Sale: 1 French Infantry uniform.  Has small hole and stain in back.


....or...


How do the Italians review their surface fleet?



With a glass bottomed boat.

:)

g.