On Sun, 1 Jun 2003, Rob Hommel wrote: > Roy: > > Years ago a cop pulled a friend and myself over. The cop writes out the > ticket and hands it to my friend. > My friend says,"does this let me in to the policeman's ball?" > The police man says" Sir, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls." > We barely escaped. > Nuff said... > LOL