[simpits-tech] Quiet....

[Stig Joergensen]

It so quite here, so better send a little humor your way



Controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." 

Pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up
here?" 

Controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits
a 727?"  



Beech Baron: "Uh, tower, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747"


Tower: "Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry"  



Pilot:  "Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and
push back, please." 

Tower:  "KLM 242 expect start up in two hours." 

Pilot: "Please confirm: two hours delay?" 

Tower: "Affirmative." 

Pilot: "In that case, cancel the good morning "



Pilot: "How far behind traffic are we?" 

Controller: "Three miles." 

Pilot: "That doesn't look like three miles to us!" 

Controller: "You're a mile and a half from him, he's a mile and a half
from you...that's three miles."  


/Stig