[simpits-chat] Friday: It's funny, laugh!
hangr18 at hotmail.com
Fri Oct 31 10:10:16 PST 2003
Lol. That IS funny.
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From: "Gene Buckle" <geneb at deltasoft.com>
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Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 10:17 AM
Subject: [simpits-chat] Friday: It's funny, laugh!
> A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
> Italian? Or if I had asked for bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if
> I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh?
> Would ya?"
> The clerk says, "Well, no."
> "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
> "Well, I probably wouldn't."
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
> why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
> The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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