[simpits-chat] Friday Relief...

[Rob Hommel]

Hey Roy

How about this one seen on a garbage truck: Satisfaction guaranteed or
double your trash back.

Keep 'em Flying
Rob Hommel
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Roy Coates" <roy@flightlab.liv.ac.uk>
To: <simpits-chat@simpits.org>
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 10:55 AM
Subject: [simpits-chat] Friday Relief...


>
> Subject: Creative Signs
>
>
> On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
>   "We're #1 in the #2 business."
> **************************
> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> **************************
>          At a Proctologist's door
>     "To expedite your visit please back in."
> *************************
>    On a Plumber's truck:
>     "We repair what your husband fixed."
> **************************
>     On a Plumber's truck:
>    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> **************************
>             Pizza Shop Slogan:
>    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
> **************************
>     At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
>         "Invite us to your next blowout."
> **************************
>    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
> "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
> **************************
>          At a Towing company:
>    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
> **************************
>        On an Electrician's truck:
>       "Let us remove your shorts."
> **************************
>        In a Nonsmoking Area:
> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
> appropriate action."
> **************************
> On a Maternity Room door:
>       "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************
>           At an Optometrist's Office
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the  right
> place."
> **************************
>      On a Taxidermist's window:
>       "We really know our stuff."
> **************************
>         In a Podiatrist's office:
>          "Time wounds all heels."
> **************************
>                On a Fence:
>        "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
> **************************
> At a Car Dealership:
>     "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
> **************************
>                       Outside a Muffler Shop:
>    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> **************************
>     In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>      "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> **************************
>                    At the Electric Company:
> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>              However, if you don't, you will be."
> *************************
>                      In a Restaurant window:
>    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
> **************************
>       In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>                    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
> **************************
>   At a Propane Filling Station,
>               "Tank heaven for little grills."
> **************************
>           And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
>                             "Best place in town to take a leak."
>
>
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