[simpits-chat] It's Funny, Laugh! IV

Roy Coates simpits-chat@simpits.org
Fri, 13 Jun 2003 16:59:35 +0100 (BST)

On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, Gene Buckle wrote:

> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
> sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle
> wabbits?"
> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees,
> so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a
> thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby
> over there?"
> She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
> knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet
> python weally gives a thit."