[simpits-chat] It's Funny, Laugh! IV

Gene Buckle simpits-chat@simpits.org
Fri, 13 Jun 2003 08:50:29 -0700 (PDT)

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a
thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby
over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet
python weally gives a thit."