[simpits-chat] Checking Out...

[Roy Coates]

On Tue, 10 Jun 2003, Ben Jones wrote:

> your ppl will be a breeze!!!!
>
> ah ha  "FIELD TRAINING"  =
> 1.a month of eating shit ration packs
> 2. no showers
> 3. only 2 changes of clothes
> 4.a pack to hump on your back that usally ways 3/4 of your body weight
> 5. no smoking at night
> 6.no alcohol for a month ( that totally F** my body up)
> 7.a anoying weapon that is even more colder at night than your missus
> 8. a annoying weapon thaT JAMS at no notice .... like a woman
> 9.a annoying weapon the needs cleaning 2 times a day ...
> 10. 3 weeks of having a twat bark at you 24 hrs a day
> 11. no sleep
> 12. NO SEX  (whell it can be achieved but instructors with NINOX usally spoil the fun)
> 13. one day of thinking "yeah this is cool" 30 days of thining" this is F***g shit "
> 14. digging weapon pits for no reason the filling them up
> 15. sandbagging  for no reason other that filling up time
> 16. having a crap, then reaching for the flush button only to see your buddy beside you laughing really hard after you rember your not actually sitting on anything
> 17. spending 1.5 weeks shooting stuff 24 hrs round the clock then your instructor saying "You prob wont fire a round in anger in your defence career ever"
>
>

Sounds a bit like getting Austin to fix something in XP.