[simpits-chat] Checking Out...
Ben Jones
simpits-chat@simpits.org
Tue, 10 Jun 2003 18:07:31 +0800
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your ppl will be a breeze!!!!
ah ha "FIELD TRAINING" =3D
1.a month of eating shit ration packs
2. no showers
3. only 2 changes of clothes=20
4.a pack to hump on your back that usally ways 3/4 of your body weight
5. no smoking at night
6.no alcohol for a month ( that totally F** my body up)
7.a anoying weapon that is even more colder at night than your missus
8. a annoying weapon thaT JAMS at no notice .... like a woman
9.a annoying weapon the needs cleaning 2 times a day ...
10. 3 weeks of having a twat bark at you 24 hrs a day
11. no sleep
12. NO SEX (whell it can be achieved but instructors with NINOX usally =
spoil the fun)
13. one day of thinking "yeah this is cool" 30 days of thining" this is =
F***g shit "
14. digging weapon pits for no reason the filling them up
15. sandbagging for no reason other that filling up time
16. having a crap, then reaching for the flush button only to see your =
buddy beside you laughing really hard after you rember your not actually =
sitting on anything
17. spending 1.5 weeks shooting stuff 24 hrs round the clock then your =
instructor saying "You prob wont fire a round in anger in your defence =
career ever"
=20
i aint gonna go on=20
it fun when you look back on it but....... refer to points 13 and 6
when you return and walk down your local city streets , you will see =
someone at 400m distance take in account of windage and elevation , =
shoit fall and the say to your mates "see that dude in the blue shirt =
and shorts i can drop him at this range" ............. i know i did
hehe its a eye opener
ben
bjones@pipecomp.com.au
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Brian Sikkema=20
To: simpits chat=20
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 8:44 AM
Subject: [simpits-chat] Checking Out...
Hey guys,
Just thought I would warn all of the Usual Suspects. I will be going =
gradually insane, spanning the next two weeks until 3 PM June 23, at =
which point I will be stark raving mad.
Why, you ask? Well, 3PM June 23 I will be taking my PPL checkride. =
Bloody-ass-early June 24 I will be getting on a plane and flying to =
luxurious Ellsworth AFB, South Dakota for a month of getting yelled at, =
AKA "Field Training." In between now and then I need to make sure I know =
everything I need to know and have everything I need to have for both, =
and somehow or another come up with the money for this damn flying =
business. Speaking of which, should you hear anything on the news about =
a string of daring bank robberies in the Grand Rapids, Michigan area, it =
definitely isn't me. Just in case anyone asks.
*twitch*
Brian
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>your ppl will be a breeze!!!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>ah ha "FIELD TRAINING" =3D</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>1.a month of eating shit ration packs</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>2. no showers</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>3. only 2 changes of clothes </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>4.a pack to hump on your back that usally ways 3/4 =
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body weight</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>5. no smoking at night</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>6.no alcohol for a month ( that totally F** my body=20
up)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>7.a anoying weapon that is even more colder at night =
than your=20
missus</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>8. a annoying weapon thaT JAMS at no notice .... =
like a=20
woman</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>9.a annoying weapon the needs cleaning 2 times a day =
...</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>10. 3 weeks of having a twat bark at you 24 hrs a=20
day</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>11. no sleep</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>12. NO SEX (whell it can be achieved but =
instructors=20
with NINOX usally spoil the fun)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>13. one day of thinking "yeah this is cool" 30 days =
of=20
thining" this is F***g shit "</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>14. digging weapon pits for no reason the filling =
them=20
up</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>15. sandbagging for no reason other that =
filling up=20
time</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>16. having a crap, then reaching for the flush =
button only to=20
see your buddy beside you laughing really hard after you rember your not =
actually sitting on anything</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>17. spending 1.5 weeks shooting stuff 24 hrs round =
the clock=20
then your instructor saying "You prob wont fire a round in anger in your =
defence=20
career ever"</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>i aint gonna go on </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>it fun when you look back on it but....... refer to =
points 13=20
and 6</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>when you return and walk down your local city =
streets , you=20
will see someone at 400m distance take in account of windage and =
elevation ,=20
shoit fall and the say to your mates "see that dude in the blue shirt =
and shorts=20
i can drop him at this range" ............. i know i =
did</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>hehe its a eye opener</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>ben</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><A=20
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, June 10, 2003 =
8:44=20
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [simpits-chat] =
Checking=20
Out...</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Hey guys,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Just thought I would warn all of the =
Usual=20
Suspects. I will be going gradually insane, spanning the next two =
weeks=20
until 3 PM June 23, at which point I will be stark raving =
mad.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Why, you ask? Well, 3PM June 23 I =
will be taking=20
my PPL checkride. Bloody-ass-early June 24 I will be getting on a =
plane and=20
flying to luxurious Ellsworth AFB, South Dakota for a month of getting =
yelled=20
at, AKA "Field Training." In between now and then I need to make =
sure I=20
know everything I need to know and have everything I need to have for =
both,=20
and somehow or another come up with the money for this damn flying =
business.=20
Speaking of which, should you hear anything on the news about a string =
of=20
daring bank robberies in the Grand Rapids, Michigan area, it =
definitely isn't=20
me. Just in case anyone asks.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>*twitch*</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial =
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