[simpits-tech] [OT] Joke...

[Joseph Fagner]

No one else said anything so I will...that was a damn funny joke.  I'm still
laughing my ass off.

Jay

Show me a man who cannot be bothered to do the little things, and I will
show you a man who cannot be trusted to do the big ones.
--Lawrence Bell, Founder Bell Helicopter
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[mailto:simpits-tech-bounces at simpits.org] On Behalf Of Gene Buckle
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:12 AM
To: simpits-tech at simpits.org
Subject: [simpits-tech] [OT] Joke...

A gynecologist had become fed up with
malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to
try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided
to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could when the time of the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor,
Saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result,
but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the
mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done
in my entire career!"



g.



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