[simpits-tech] Today's second lesson ...

[Roy Coates]

On Thu, 20 Aug 2009, Ben Jones wrote:

> Toughen up princess, it only hurts till the pain goes away,  ;-)

LOL !!


> I had an apprentice that fell over onto a bolt and punctured his leg just
> below the groin, the only thing I could find was a.......whell tampon at
> short notice from one of the office workers, gave it to him and said this
> might help, at this point I did not look, just piled him into the Ute (
> Pickup truck) and drove him to hospital, it was so funny in the emergency
> dept, he obviously had a visible blood loss problem, the very attractive
> nurse  cut his pants open and noticed him holding this thing, she looked at
> me and smile with a witty remark, anything that heavy needs a maxi pad.
>
> At that point I blushed and wet myself laughing and went back to work.


That's priceless Ben - thanks  :-)


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Roy Coates.
Dept of Engineering.
Liverpool University.
E-Mail: r.coates at liv.ac.uk
Tel: 0151 794 4862
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