[simpits-tech] Why Airplanes Are Better Than Women

[Glen singleton]

Why Airplanes Are Better Than Women

An airplane will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes her time.

Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.

Airplanes like to do it inverted.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of switch.

You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.

You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.

Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.

An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'

An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.

An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane.

You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.

An airplane is easy to roll over.

You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.

An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with operating manuals.

You can fly an airplane any time of the month.

You can share your airplanes with your friends.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.

If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say you're sorry before you can fly it again.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.

Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.

Your airplane never wants a night out with the other airplanes.
       
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