[simpits-tech] HAR! Gloat!

[Gene Buckle]

> They make an F-15 with a cabin now?  I can see it now.  "lady and gentleman,
> we'll be traveling at Mach 1.8.  To your right is a SAM battery that will be
> firing at us shortly.  While evading that missle, we'll be flying through
> the triple A on your left.  In the event in the loss of cabin pressure or
> large explosion, please note the yellow handles by each of your knees.
> Should you notice the pilot has suddenly left the aircraft, pull these
> quickly.  Otherwise, assume the crash position by placing your head between
> your knees and kissing your ass goodbye."
>

*rofl*  I gotta keep this one.  You should add, "Please return your
stewardess to her upright and fixed position." :)

g.