[simpits-tech] F-16 bumper stickers...

[Gene Buckle]

Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine.

I SHALL RETURN.... Well, I might.

Mach Nix.

The F-16.  Takes a licking, and takes a licking.

Have you hugged your chute today?

This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops.

I came.  I saw.  I bingo'd.

No deposit, no return.

We've spent so much money on this thing, we can't afford to admit that we
were
wrong.

A triumph of style over substance.

The best damn second place fighter in the world.

Instead of a CAS mod, we're going to install a roll bar.

"And now, with this LANTIRN thing and our new Block 40's, we can hit the
ground
at NIGHT!"

We cover the target like a thong bikini.

And BINGO is my Name-O.

We crash more airplanes before 9-o'clock than most people crash all day.

Your courtesy appreciated.  Please replace your divots.

A war record exceeding even the B-1.

Last in the talent show but first in the swimsuit competition.

Lose a few, lose a few.

Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon...

Designated no-hitter.

Everything you wanted in a fighter, and less.

Optimist:  F-16 pilot who is afraid of dying from cancer.

Only Michael Jackson is more manly.

Hey, today we didn't lose a single jet.

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

User friendly... if you've got three hands.

If we have a war with BDUs, we've got 'em beat.

"Careful, Badguys... I'm carrying BOTH bombs today.  I'm talkin'
wall-to-wall
MK-82's pal."

If I carried more weapons, and if I had enough gas, and if...


:)

g.


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