[simpits-tech] OT:WORDS WOMEN USE
Gwen de Lucero
gdelucer at columbus.rr.com
Fri May 28 15:38:11 PDT 2004
Correction to my previous post:
FINE <LOUD SIGH> GO AHEAD and post some more words women use...
-Gwen
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Subject: [simpits-tech] OT:WORDS WOMEN USE
WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you
need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before
helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over
"Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
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