[simpits-tech] OT: two little children

[kelly Mclaren]

>A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. 
>Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. 
> 
>They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! 
> 
>This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he 
>noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich. 
> 
>He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?" 
> 
>She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it." 
> 
>"Why?" he said. 
> 
>She pointed to her lap and said, "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers 
>down there!" 
> 
>"Let me see" he said. 
> 
>"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said "That's right you 
>are; better not eat any more turkey." 
> 
>He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. 
> 
>He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to get 
>feathers down there too." 
> 
>She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. 
> 
>She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you; you've already got the neck 
>and gizzards!!!" 
> 
> 
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