On Fri, 30 May 2003, Bubba wrote: > Roy Coates wrote: > > > > Sirens and lights... its the police? Shit! I thought it was an > > over-eager > > ice-cream wagon! > > Cop: "Do you know why I stopped you?" > Me: "Judging by the sirens... I'm the millionth customer?" > <sound of handcuffs and tow trucks> LOL!