[simpits-tech] F-16 Warranty Form

[Marv De Beque]

Just give it a generous coat of wax and use a car (er, I mean plane) cover
to keep the bird poop off.

Marv
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> From: "Sukit, Sittisudjatum" <SukitS@state.gov>
> Reply-To: simpits-tech@simpits.org
> Date: Tue, 14 May 2002 21:48:13 -0400
> To: "'simpits-tech@simpits.org'" <simpits-tech@simpits.org>
> Subject: RE: [simpits-tech] F-16 Warranty Form
> 
> Do I really have a chance to win the F-117A?  Is that include the training
> and maintenance?  LOL  Besides, I have no hangar space left for that new
> toy!
> 
> Sukit Sittisudjatum
> Bangkok, Thailand
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ed Henderson [mailto:aircop@comcast.net]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 14, 2002 9:57 AM
> To: simpits-tech@simpits.org
> Subject: Re: [simpits-tech] F-16 Warranty Form
> 
> 
> Registration Card
> 
> Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order
> to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out
> the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is
> not required, but the information will help us to develop new products
> that best meet your needs and desires.
> 
> 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_]Comrade [_]
> Classified [_] Presidente [_] Other
> 
> First Name: .....................................................
> Initial: ........
> Last Name: ......................................................
> Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
> Code Name: ......................................................
> Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... ..........
> 
> 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
> 
> [_] F-14 Tomcat 
> [_] F-15 Eagle 
> [_] F-16 Falcon 
> [_] F-117A Stealth
> [_] F/A-18 Hornet
> [_] Classified 
> 
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> 
> 4. Serial Number: ................................................
> 
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> 
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> 
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> you have just purchased:
> 
> [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
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> 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision
> to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
> 
> [_] Style / appearance
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> 
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> 
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> 
> 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
> 
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> 
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> 
> 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
> interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
> participating on a regular basis:
> 
> [_] Golf 
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> [_] Sabotage 
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> [_] Propaganda / misinformation
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> [_] Crafts 
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> [_] Watching sports on TV
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> [_] Fashion clothing
> [_] Border disputes
> [_] Mutually Assured Destruction
> 
> Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
> answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas
> serve you better in the future as well as allowing you to receive
> mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist
> groups, and mysterious consortia.
> 
> As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win
> a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
> 
> Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
> 
> McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
> Marketing Department
> Military Aerospace Division
> P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO
> 
> 
> Roy Coates wrote:
>> 
>> Does anyone have a copy of that spoof F-16 warranty form?
>> 
>> Need a copy pronto!
>> 
>> tia,
>> 
>> --
>> 
>> Roy.
>> 
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