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2] Cleared...
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As a U.S. Air Force security guard, James was sent to
check on a tripped alarm out by the base runway. On
his arrival, he found that the culprit 
was a rather large raccoon who was sitting right in
the middle of the runway. He
ran around in circles flapping his arms and yelling in
a futile attempt to
scare the animal away. Suddenly, the Control Tower
came on the Public
Address system:" Tower to the airman at the end of
runway 9, you are 
cleared
for immediate departure."


(Contributed to www.aviationhumour.co.uk  by  Aaron
Chabot-Stahls)


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3] Blonde
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The blond called up the airline ticket counter and
asked, "How long
are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?"


The counterman answered, "Just a minute."


At which, the blond thanked him and hung up.

(Contributed to www.aviationhumour.co.uk by Tony
Trost)


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