[simpits-tech] Cockpit room

[Marv De Beque]

There are two ways:

1) If you lover her so much she will be glad to give you anything to 
make you happy.

2) The other method is more or less the exact opposite.  Just make your 
self so unattractive and repulsive that she will be glad to put you in 
the basement.  Preferably with your own sleeping quarters and a sound 
proof door.

Which ever method you choose is up to you.  Use the method that you are 
best at, that is my advice.

Next week I'll tell you about a fool-proof way to get out of doing all 
those ugly honey-do lists.  If you follow my method you'll be spending 
all of your evenings with your feet up in your favorite chair, beer in 
one hand, and the dog licking your toes.  What a life!

Marv


On Wednesday, April 3, 2002, at 08:56 PM, netnurd wrote:

> What did you have to do to get the wife to go along with that we ask? ;)
> Chuck