[simpits-chat] men's sensitive side? (fwd)

[Gene Buckle]

 Who said men don't have a sensitive side?

 A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up
 leaving together.

 They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she
 notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy
 bears.

 There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute,
 cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It
 was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and
 she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
 organizing the display.

 There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
 covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running
 all the way along the top shelf.

 She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection
of
 Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention
this
to
 him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the
while
 thinking to herself, "Oh bless! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe
he
 could father my children?"

 She turns to him. They kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes
off
 and make hot steamy love.

 After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy,
 they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over,
 strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

 The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."