[simpits-chat] Fw: Geography of women

[Brian Sikkema]

Too good not to pass on....

Brian

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> >       GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
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> >       Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild,
> >       naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
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> >       Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and
open to
> >       trade, especially for someone with cash.
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> >       Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of
> >       her own beauty.
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> >       Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still
warm and a
> >       desirable place to visit.
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> >       Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all
> >       conquering past.
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> >       Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and
haunted by
> >       past mistakes.
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> >       Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders
are now
> >       unpatrolled.
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> >       After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and
> >       the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst
> >       for spiritual knowledge visit there.
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> >       GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
> >       Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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