[simpits-chat] FW: EXECUTIVE DECISION (fwd)
Gene Buckle
geneb at deltasoft.com
Wed Oct 8 13:17:25 PDT 2003
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Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2003 11:44:46 -0700
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Subject: FW: EXECUTIVE DECISION
This is SOOOOO Boeing
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new
CEO. The new boss
is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of
the
facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room
is full of
workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do
you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make
$300 a week.
Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a
week's pay,
now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks
around the room
And asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did
here?"
With a sheepish grin one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's
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