[simpits-chat] Ahem....

[Gene Buckle]

Aww, you're pickin' on me roy.  *runs*

g.


On Sat, 9 Aug 2003, Roy Coates wrote:

> On Fri, 8 Aug 2003, Gene Buckle wrote:
>
> >
> >  A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred home?"
> > he asked the woman who answered the door. "Sorry," the woman replied.
> > "Fred's gone for cotton."
> >
> > The next day the collector tried again. "Is Fred here today?" "No, sir,"
> > she said, "I'm afraid Fred has gone for cotton."
> >
> > When he returned the third day he humphed, "I suppose Fred is gone for
> > cotton again,?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Fred died yesterday."
> >
> > Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week
> > and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough, there was poor
> > Fred's tombstone, with this inscription: "Gone, But Not for Cotton."
> >
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