[simpits-tech] Change of Plans

[Roy Coates]

On Wed, 9 Oct 2002, Gene Buckle wrote:

> > Island For sale...
> >
> >
> Which reminds me....
>
> What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
>
> The Rolling Stones sing, "Hey! You!  Get offa my cloud!"
>
> The Scotsman yells, "Hey!  McCleod!  Get offa my ewe!"
>

Which reminds me of the American tourist in Scotland who sees a shepherd
leaning over one of his flock..

"Are you shearing?"  asks the tourist.

"Och Noo Mon... get yer own!"  replies the shepherd ;)



Roy.