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<DIV id=IncrediOriginalMessage><B>Subject:</B></I> Pilots</DIV>
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<DIV>Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.</DIV>
<DIV>Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
other</DIV>
<DIV>is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the</DIV>
<DIV>cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers</DIV>
<DIV>begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is</DIV>
<DIV>just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves</DIV>
<DIV>faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the
window</DIV>
<DIV>seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of
the</DIV>
<DIV>airport.</DIV>
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<DIV>As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,</DIV>
<DIV>panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts</DIV>
<DIV>smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little</DIV>
<DIV>sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the</DIV>
<DIV>knowledge that the plane is in good hands.</DIV>
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<DIV>In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,</DIV>
<DIV>"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and</DIV>
<DIV>we're all gonna fuckin' die."</DIV></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>