[simpits-chat] Fw: Geography of women
Brian Sikkema
hangr18 at hotmail.com
Sat Apr 3 17:00:26 PST 2004
Too good not to pass on....
Brian
PS - Hiding from life in the IRC
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> > GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
> >
> > Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild,
> > naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
> >
> > Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and
open to
> > trade, especially for someone with cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of
> > her own beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still
warm and a
> > desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious
and all
> > conquering past.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and
haunted by
> > past mistakes.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders
are now
> > unpatrolled.
> >
> > After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and
> > the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst
> > for spiritual knowledge visit there.
> >
> > GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
> > Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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